I'm sick.
No, don't be cute, I'm not really the depraved type, I happen to be genuinely, bonafidely ill. My throat is swollen up to almost twice it's normal size. I'm also at school. I guess maybe I should go home, but that would take more energy than just hanging around until French class. blah.
I gave Miles a haircut last night, which was fun exactly because it was so random. I also went for dinner with my mom, her boyfriend, 2 of 3 sisters and my grandpa and his fifth wife. Going anywhere with my family is never unstressful. We didn't get to the restaurant until 8:00, I didn't get home until late, and still had homework to do, so therefore I got very little sleep. I hold this at least partially responsible for my current state of un-wellness. I also got to watch my roomate and her boyfriend have a fight. Seems like lately I'm just trying to see how many extremely uncomfortable situations I can wedge myself into. bleh.
My mom's latest boyfriend says I'm hiding from something and that because I'm a libra I should watch out or I'll end up with fat hips. I was like, thanks, I need another complex. I have one more social event planned in the near future, and then after that, it's crawling under a rock time. I don't feel fit to be seen in public. blih.
AND, TO THE EVIL CELL PHONE BITCH OUTSIDE OF BUCHANAN YESTERDAY:
Thanks for swinging your bookbag into my face and sending me flying down the stairs. I have a huge gross gash on the bottom of my left hand that is still oozing, and my right knee is so purple I'm now anxiously watching the sky incase the one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater happens to be out hunting, since I now qualify as valid prey. Also, you caused all 8 of my remaining cigarettes to fall into a fairly substantial puddle and be rendered completely unsmokable. karma will get you, evil one. bloh.
Between the fever-induced tenuous grasp on reality, the oozing hand, and the limp, I'm a fucking basket case. I guess that means it's time to go write my french composition before I have to go to class. bluh.
If you see a brain on a string floating by (think Mr. Garrison's head in the LSD episode), grab it. It's mine and I'd like it back at some point. blyh.