We are the Canadian Borg.
Resistance would be impolite.
Please wait to be assimilated.
Pour l'assimilation en francais,
Veuillez appuyer le "2".
- Found on some random blog where it was cited as having been lifted from "somewhere on the web"

LOL
Please wait to be assimilated - isn't that pretty much what we've said to everyone who arrived on our soil for the past 150 or so years? and the continent's original inhabitants? we're SO f**cking PC.

don't worry, as the 4th approaches I'm scrambling to come up with something appropriately sardonic. in the mean time, mexico: more like the US than we think?
well, they DO have two people declaring presidential victory...
(here's hoping this ends up as a turn for the Chavez)

p.s. I think I've decided that anyone who buys a brand new vehicle that's not a hybrid has no soul. Don't you think?